February 2012
have-heart:
I showed you my genitals the least you could do is talk to me
SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah, I get called that a lot.."
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."
Mom: Food is ready! →
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My pajamas have something that keeps stabbing me -.-
So it’s either no pajamas, or wear a dress to bed ha.
"I want to put my entire dick inside you" is way...
Simon says jump.
heyfunniest:
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.