have-heart: I showed you my genitals the least you could do is talk to me
SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah, I get called that a lot.."
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."
Mom: Food is ready! →
My pajamas have something that keeps stabbing me -.- So it’s either no pajamas, or wear a dress to bed ha.
"I want to put my entire dick inside you" is way...
Simon says jump.
heyfunniest: Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out. Me: Everyone playing:
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.