Oh oh oh, and people should text me tonight and entertain me whilst I am drinking.
Off soon for pre-drinks, then off to the Pastoral for New Years. Hopefully it’s a good night :)
dathus asked: 3, 8, 15.
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
My friends with me last night.
I DARE YOU!
☠ - I hate you ☢ - You’re ugly ♥ - I love you ☺ - You make me smile ♔ - You’re cute ★ - I want to marry you ❈ - I want you to be my slave ♬ - I love your blog ▲ - You should delete your account ✖ - I’d slap you ❀ - I really , really want to hug you ♛ - You’re hot ☣ - Stay away from me ♦ - You’re my crush ღ - Please go out with me ✥ - I’d cuddle with you
When you're asked to babysit small children...
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.