December 2011
Oh oh oh, and people should text me tonight and entertain me whilst I am drinking.
Off soon for pre-drinks, then off to the Pastoral for New Years. Hopefully it’s a good night :)
dathus asked: 3, 8, 15.
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
My friends with me last night.
I DARE YOU!
☠ - I hate you
☢ - You’re ugly
♥ - I love you
☺ - You make me smile
♔ - You’re cute
★ - I want to marry you
❈ - I want you to be my slave
♬ - I love your blog
▲ - You should delete your account
✖ - I’d slap you
❀ - I really , really want to hug you
♛ - You’re hot
☣ - Stay away from me
♦ - You’re my crush
ღ - Please go out with me
✥ - I’d cuddle with you
When you're asked to babysit small children...
totally-relatable:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
